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What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?