What's a watch's eldest relative?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?