Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?