How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What kind of store would a dog own?