Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?