What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do ducks get after they eat?