How did the pirate call his mother?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How are teens like cats?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did summer say to spring?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why was the dog so popular?