What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?