What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?