What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?