What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?