What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?