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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?