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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

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Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How do you arrest a pig?