Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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