Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the confused bee say?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What tree has the most bark?
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