Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the cat so small?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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