What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What's the scariest letter?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?