Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are maps such great therapists?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of bird can write?