How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What color are all the books in the library?