What car can't keep a secret?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What fish sings the best?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How was the wedding?