What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are maps such great therapists?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
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