Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How did the toad die?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How was the wedding?