What part of your eye learns the quickest?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Did you know about April 1st?