How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?