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Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How does the sun listen to music?