Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?