How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What does a dog say before eating?

What is the strongest animal?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?