What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
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