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What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Which fly makes films?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What superpower do all middle children have?

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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?