What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do dogs run in circles?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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