What dogs are always lying to you?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?