Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?