What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How does a taco bless the table?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?