Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What was the first animal in space?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?