What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What fairy loves to count?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?