What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?