What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What is the coolest country?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What game do cows play at parties?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?