What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What car does Yoda® drive?