What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which is the worst season?