Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Which singer could always break a five?