What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call hiking college students?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What animal floats best?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?