Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's black and white and red all over?