Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which parent knows if you are running late?