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Which insect makes the best father?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a short cow?

What do little fish love to play with?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call an exploding monkey?