Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What type of car do planets buy?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?