What should your husband name his internet connection?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do stars celebrate in December?