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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's the most masculine animal?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How do you arrest a pig?