What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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