What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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