What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do stars go to college?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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