Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Are baby skunks cute?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why do magicians score well in exams?