Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?