Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?