Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What sport are eggs the best at?