Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why are maps such great therapists?