What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Do dads always snore?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?