What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why are trees always so positive?