Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?