What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
How did the toad die?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
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