Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which bug is related to you?
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