How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What's the most determined bird?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?