What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of water does an angel like?
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