What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why is the beach so confident?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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