Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which celebrity always frowns?