What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Two silkworms got in a fight.