What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
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