What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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