What car can you only see twice a year?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's E.T. short for?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?