A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do cows make great bakers?