What's a doll's favorite car?
A Toyota.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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