Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?