What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?