Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
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Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do bees get to school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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