What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

It's allergy season again?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?