Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
It's allergy season again?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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