Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you make antifreeze?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did one plate say to the other?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
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