How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?