Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
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