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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the goal post get angry?