Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
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