Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call siblings who love math?
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