What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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