What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?