What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
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