What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do insects learn at school?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?