Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do snowmen get information?

How can you farm during the winter?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?