Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
How did the toad die?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
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