Someone stole all my lamps.

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the snake cross the road?