Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are ghosts always single?
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