Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do horses reside?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
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