Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call an arctic cow?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
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