What vehicles are in the best shape?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?