What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?