How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?