What birds make average students?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is the coolest country?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?