What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?