Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which president loved to take baths?