What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
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