What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?