What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why was the cat so small?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?