Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
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