Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does a panda ghost say?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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