Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
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