What do you do for an injured lemon?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which family member is always relieved?