Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How does a squid go into battle?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?