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What do you call a silly hill?

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What utensil does water use to eat?

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Where did the chemist have his lunch?

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