What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

A book just fell on my head.

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why was the cat so small?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call lending money to a bison?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?