Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?