What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?