Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How was the wedding?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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