Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What sweet treat never panics?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Bears love exotic cars.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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