Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What's the noisiest food?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What bird is losing its hair?
What day is your mom always right?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a henway?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
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