What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which state is the cleanest?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What nationality are most fish?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?