What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How do fall and winter say hello?