Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?