Why did the frog have a long face?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Which fly makes films?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What does Santa order at the bar?