What animal loves Indian food?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why was the cow afraid?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?