What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?