What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?