What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?