Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?