How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What animal has the worst mood swings?