Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a short cow?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do chefs do in their spare time?