You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is another name for a cow?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?