What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why is furniture so generous?

What insect thinks it's a dog?