My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What math figure is also in the band?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a spider's favorite book?