What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why do people always trip on September 22?