What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What nationality are most fish?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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