What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why is the beach so confident?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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