How did the tree get lost?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?