What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
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