What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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