What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are books always so angry?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the foal cough?
What did one plate say to the other?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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