What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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