What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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