What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?