Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?