What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do pigs do over the summer?

How do fleas travel?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?