What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?