What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are goats so funny?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?