Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What happens when grass goes out of town?