What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How does dinner smell?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why do bees buzz?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Where do belly buttons go to college?