What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
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