Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?