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Which condiment adds the most kick?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where do stars go to college?

Where do superheroes blend right in?