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How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

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How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?