Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is the smallest lion?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What game can you play while eating dinner?