My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?