What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What fish sings the best?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?