Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?