How do dog catchers get paid?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the foal cough?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?