Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What math figure is also in the band?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a kitty's favorite book?