Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
How was the wedding?
Why did the foal cough?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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