Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
We had a discussion about roses.
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the politest month?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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