What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the bicycle call its dad?