What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?