Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What style of music weighs the most?

What does an evil hen lay?

When does a horse talk?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?