What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What does Rudolph call his wife?