What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?